Barry Sides: Listen & Lyrics

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I went on-line yeaterday
To see what I could see
Had 31 lonsome souls
Interested in me

There was active funny sexy chick
Lookin' for a mate
There was down to earth and lots of fun
Just lookin' for a date

There was Mary from Milwaukee
Blond and five foot nine
Said she'd like to show me hers
If I would show her mine

There was looking for a christian man
To love and be my friend
There was kind of kinky
Tie me up
And make love to my rear end

Brown eyed girl sixty-three lookin' for some fun
Only smoke when I inhale
I only have one lung

A hot and sexy coed
Drinks only socially
She's social director of her sorority

Missbehaving 46
Pierced and has tattoos
Says she teaches seventh grade
And sometimes Sunday school

There was Sleepless in Seatle
She manufactures speed
Call me mornin' noon or night
Because I'm up all three

A lawyer girl in Philly
Who wants to have some fun
Likes a man who's tall and tan
And a jury that's well hung

Sister Mary Mary
She'll get down on her knees
She likes to be bound and gagged
And whipped with rosaries